Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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