Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
