8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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