She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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