We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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