stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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