North Korea, Best Korea!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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