we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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