Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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