i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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