Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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