yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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