Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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