We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Maybe he injected his testicle?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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