two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i out mim tonsoeep
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