I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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