I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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