Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
where am i from again
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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