I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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