plz talk dirty to me
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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