In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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