After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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