Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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