hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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