He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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