What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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