I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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