By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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