East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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