No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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