my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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