this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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