i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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