somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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