her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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