no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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