i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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