Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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