Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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