She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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