Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
