I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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