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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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