on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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