I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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