So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think your dad took our porno
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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