so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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