i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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