is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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