Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
