I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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