This girl is more easily done than said...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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