I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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