Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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