I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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