Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Randomize
