My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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